I've spent much of my life trying to figure out "who I am". Though
I've had some moderate success, I'm certainly not all the way there.
Yes, folks, that's the reason I'm so glad I've found these wonderful
personality and character tests—they help reveal one's true nature to
oneself! Me, I'm certainly not one too ashamed to hide my inner self
from the world, so if you give a hoot, here is ME—in a
nutshell—according to these various highly scientific
analyses.
(please let me know if any of these links are broken)
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent me to the First Level of Hell -
Limbo! Here is how I matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test |
First Level of Hell - LimboC haron ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereab out many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad. |
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I am Happy Noodle Boy
Everyone is an idiot compared to me. Which Jhonen Vaquez character are you? By EmReznor. |
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I'm an atheist!
Well, personally I've always considered myself more of an agnostic. But you know, these tests are always right, so what can I say? I'm cool with most other religions, as long as they don't try to shove their beliefs down my throat. When I was a kid, I wanted to be Jewish, because they don't evangelize (and we had a super cool family friend who was Jewish). I also believe (feel free to correct me if you have reliable sources and data) that more people have been killed in the name of Christianity than in that of any other of the world's common religions. I am generally against killing, so that doesn't sit well with me either. I've just finished reading the Christian Bible (yes, every single page) and I wasn't too surprised that some people could manage to believe it's the Word of God, until I got to the Book of Revelations. Holy Moly! How do people in this day and age believe such an absurd fantasy/horror tale? Please try to read that book out loud to someone while maintaining a straight face. Hoo, Lordy! All that being said, it was not I who worded the following question: Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?Oh, one last thing. Let me leave you with my favorite quote from The Bible: 'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely?' |
 Cynical and clumsy, but loyal and brave, you're Samwise Gamgee! "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you and it as well. So up you get! Come on, Mr. Frodo dear! Sam will give you a ride. Just tell him where to go, and he'll go." Which hobbit in the fellowship of the Ring are you? |
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I am Kung Fu Master. I like to be in control of myself. I dislike crowds, especially crowds containing people trying to kill me. Even though I always win, I prefer to avoid fights if possible. What video game character are you? |
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. I, however, are more than just a
little bit. I can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life
is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Ahoy, Sailor! What's your pirate name?